So I up and did it. I started a blog. Whooppeee...
Ever the opportunist...quick to flow with the zeitgeist...eager to use the word 'zeitgeist"...
I chose "unelectable" as my title/name. My logic was as follows (if you care to read my logic), I have done journals before and inevitably when I reread them I flush with embarrassment over my lamitude.
I say things that, taken in context or out, would render me unelectable, unemployable and even unlikeable. I swear, I use racist terms in ways that I find amusing (I'm a half breed Mexican-Pollack). I vacillate between a religious/spiritual truth seeker and the anti-christ. And as I am rereading I realize that I'm not nearly as clever as I think I am when I am actually doing the writing. I whine and use bad grammar. I say "I" too much. I stutter. In summary, if the demon urge ever struck me to seek elected office, this blog would provide the script for my undoing.
You might be thinking, "Man, this guy thinks too much". You might be right. Chances are you aren't even reading this so spare me your judgments. After all, you can't judge a book by it's cover but you could cover a book with a judge, but they might not like it and nobody wants to offend a judge, so I wouldn't advise it.
And no, I didn't start a blog to give advice to wayfaring souls or to guide the misled. I might occasionally give advice, but you are not obliged to take it, especially if you don't read it. But please, if you aren't reading this right now, I urge you to reconsider. You might find it useful. It may even serve as a cautionary tale. You might see yourself in me. Or me in you....slow down, I don't even know your name.
Sunday, January 6, 2008
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Fukn great! Perhaps one day we shall rival one another in an election for public office...if I can just get rid my permanent record!! Now perhaps you shall be world renown (I never knew what that word meant, but it sounds more smarter than worldy known..or not..)with your blog..folks may discover you. Witty yet a retard, crafty yet clumsy, wise but yet dumb as snowman, and so the dance of the blog begins! Keep up the fine civil service..and in the name of Jesus the christ have a merry new xmas this year, never liked that sonnabitch! That Noah seemed ok, until god flooded the world, but that Christ was shifty!
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